{"id":645,"date":"2011-05-06T07:18:44","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T07:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expandsmtest.com\/franchiseking\/friday-franchise-news-youll-never-get-your-money-back\/"},"modified":"2017-01-09T13:51:24","modified_gmt":"2017-01-09T13:51:24","slug":"youll-never-get-your-money-back-franchise-opportunities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefranchiseking.com\/youll-never-get-your-money-back-franchise-opportunities","title":{"rendered":"You’ll Never Get Your Money Back"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Till We Meet Again?<\/h2>\n

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A money-back guarantee<\/strong> can be a serious enticement as you weigh your options of whether of not to make a purchase or to walk away from The Offer. I even use this technique when I’m encouraging prospective franchise buyers to use my inside knowledge to their advantage, and become franchise advisory clients<\/a><\/strong> of mine.<\/p>\n

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You’ll Never Get Your Money Back<\/h2>\n

Back to today’s franchise news; there’s a new business in town<\/strong>, and if you’re the end-user of their product, you’ll never, ever get your money back<\/strong>. They guarantee it….<\/p>\n

That’s because you’ll be dead. D E A D.<\/p>\n

If you happen to be a resident of Hutchinson, Kansas, you’ll soon notice a store popping up, (right next door to your <\/em>ammo<\/strong> shop<\/em>) that will make the words, “All Sales Final,<\/strong>” all too true<\/em>.<\/p>\n

“Til We Meet Again<\/strong><\/span>,” a casket customizing company<\/strong>, is about to open at 306 N. Main.<\/p>\n

I’m not kidding. Now, I’ve been known to be a little bit sarcastric in the past, and I even own a website that’s focused entirely on make-believe franchise concepts<\/strong>, but in this case, even I<\/em> can’t make this one up.<\/p>\n

The owners state that “we can do just about anything, a specialized interior, an exterior air brushing. We do wraps. We do urns from scratch. They sky is the limit<\/em>. ”<\/p>\n

Even KISS<\/strong> guitarist Gene Simmons<\/strong> got into the action; he’s licensed the use of the band’s logo, etc. to be used on customized caskets for “die-hard<\/em>” rock fans. (My quote<\/em>.)<\/p>\n

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